Just Another Day in Court
October 20, 2010
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When the case was called, the lawyer called out the name of his witness to the stand.A man, appearing to be in his late50’s stood up and was sworn in. When the witness sat down, he was asked some questions regarding his personal circumstances:
Court: What is your name, sir?
Witness: Victor ______________
C: Where do you live?
W: At ______________
C: How old are you?
W: (whispering) –ty five
C: What?
W: (whispering again) –ty five.
C: (moving closer) Please say that in a loud voice.
W: 25
C: (startled) 25?
W: Yes.
Biyay, interrupting: What, you’re 25?
W: Yes.
Biyay: Sir, if you’re 25 years old, I am 16.
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Had this not been said in court, it would have been too funny:
In a case for theft of a rooster:
Lawyer: Sir, when did you first learn that the complainant lost his cock?
Previous Comments
noong pinutol ni bobitt. whoah.
Posted by The Ca t at October 26, 2010, 1:35 amcath, ewan ko ba pero duda ko, undiagnosed autistic yung witness na makakalimutin. o sobrang shy/kaba nya lang talaga.
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pati lalaki, ayaw magsabi ng edad. hehehe
Posted by The Ca t at October 26, 2010, 1:33 am